So I gotta tell you about what I did to my son the other day and I felt terrible…for laughing. Well I’m certain my son likes his bodily fluids to shoot out of his body as fast as possible, (hence the grunting poop face) so it was no surprise that he actually seems to like the little bulb suctioner thinga-ma-jiggy that sucks his boogies out (the thing is amazing by the way). Well yesterday daddy was playing with Eli, doing some belly time and he reports to me that Eli has a “whopper” in his nose. Sure enough, it’s right there and about the size of a small planet, so I grab the suctioner thingy and proceed to suck it out. I get a little to come to the edge of his nose, grab a kleenex to try and wipe it out and but figured I still had more to get. So you know how these things work, you squeeze/compress it and then stick it up the nose and let go and the suction draws out the goods, well I squeeze it to go for round 2 and end up firing the previously apprehended boogie right back onto my sons face! Poor thing. You should have seen the stunned look on his face. And let me tell you, that sucker WAS a whopper indeed. Thank GOD I didn’t shoot him in the eye (although my hubby pointed out it would then be an “eye boogie” ;) That my friends is why I love him, ba dum bum!) I’m ashamed to say my first instinct was not to wipe it away but to get a camera…I hesitated people!—and laughed! :/ What kind of mother am I?? In an attempt to redeem myself I did not
Oh, here’s my cutie patootie this morning after daddy changed a horrendous diaper and put a fresh one on before giving him to me, he obviously has forgiven me:
Alrighty folks, hope you enjoyed your Sunday as much as we enjoyed ours!